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If you had $5000 to blow on a hooker

Mar 14, 2008 Author: celebrat | Filed under: celebrityrumors

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You would be with a girl like “Kristen.” Petite, Brunette, and of course, she is fun. This is what a $5000 escort looks like, in case you were wondering.

The Smoking Gun says, MARCH 12–Meet “Kristen,” the high-priced hooker who trysted with Eliot “Client-9″ Spitzer last month at that Washington, D.C. hotel. The 22-year-old prostitute’s real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre (though she was born Ashley Youmans), according to a New York Times report. On the following pages you’ll find an assortment of photos of the young prostitute that were previously uploaded to a music web site, a talent agency’s site, and her MySpace page, which describes Kristen/Ashley as an aspiring musician who left home at 17 and has been in New York City since 2004. 

Note to everyone, this is not what the girls from Craigslist look like. But I am willing to bet a ton of “Kristen’s” pictures start showing up on Craigslist as potential escorts. Then when you call them, “Kristen” doesn’t show up. Instead, it’s some tranny that rolls you for your wallet and iPod. Not that this has ever happened to me. I’m just saying that it potentially could happen.

So be careful out there.

More escort pictures.

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Kim Kardashian does MTV.

Mar 14, 2008 Author: celebrat | Filed under: celebrityrumors

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I wish she would do me, I would be totally faithful. And apparently, that’s been a huge issue for Kim.

The Sun says, “I went out with a good guy in school - but it has all gone downhill since then. Every single guy since then has cheated on me - so I think all men cheat. Normally my sister catches them out. But every guy I have been out with has cheated on me and broken my heart.” 

Kim, I would never cheat on you. That is unless I thought I could get my groove on with Nicky Hilton. The difference between me and all the other sleazebags though, is that I would have enough respect to make sure you didn’t find out. I have class Kim. Furthermore, if you would just include Nicky in the bedroom, I would never go behind your back.

More Kim Kardashian broken heart pictures.

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Amy Winehouse unaffected by broken childhood.

Mar 14, 2008 Author: celebrat | Filed under: celebrityrumors

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Just kidding, she went nuts. Apparently she knew that her dad was cheating on her mom. This all happened when she was a little kid. Amy says she wasn’t really affected by it all. NOT!

She must have just let it all build up until she completely imploded mentally and emotionally. Wackjob!

People says, “The children used to call Jane ‘Daddy’s work wife,’ ” Winehouse says on the program One Life: Rock Star Parents, to be aired next week.
He says her angry song, “What It Is About Men,” refers to his behavior.
“It is easy for me to say it is my fault, and that had I been a better parent this would not have happened. But who knows whether it would or not?” he says.

Daddy’s work wife! That’s awesome!

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It’s good to be Owen Wilson.

Mar 14, 2008 Author: celebrat | Filed under: celebrityrumors

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Mostly because he is alive. But also because he is alive and has upgraded from Kate Hudson. Hey, love Kate, she has a great body. But nothing really replaces the hotness that is Jennifer Aniston.

Star says, “The hugging didn’t end when the cameras stopped rolling,” one crew member tells Star. “They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly.” 

Oh ya, I believe everything the Star tells me. Just wanted to clear that up so you could move about your day believing this story. I mean, it happened, I am just not sure if he has officially replaced Kate yet, if he is tapping dual tail, or if he is seriously a sappy pus that needs a girl to come over and talk him out of pill bottles.

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Jenna Jameson saves animals, and our eyes.

Mar 14, 2008 Author: celebrat | Filed under: celebrityrumors

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Jenna looks hot again as she unveils her version of the new PETA ad. Only complaint that I have is that her actual ad looks like a plastic rendition of herself. This of course set off a red flag for me, as I figured she was looking so bad that they had to remake her in plastic; Sort of like Britney Spears as a futuristic hot cartoon.  

But as was not the case for Jenna, as you can see from the pictures. She showed up at the unveiling looking pretty darn hot. Remnants of her old self in tow. I may go watch some old movies to celebrate, if you know what I mean.

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Graziano family wants Hogan klan to stay away!

Mar 14, 2008 Author: celebrat | Filed under: celebrityrumors

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And I can’t say that I blame them. Apparently the family of passenger John Graziano believes that the Hogan klan, which consist of Linda, Nick and Brooke, are just showing up for show.

St. Petersburg Times says, That’s because the trio went to the hospital on Valentine’s Day with gifts, and images of their arrival showed up on celebrity news Web sites, the Graziano family’s attorneys said Wednesday.
“We believe that it was a total (public relations) stunt,” said attorney Kimberley Kohn.

This makes sense, it’s rational, but I would still have other reasons for not wanting them around. They are gross. I wouldn’t want a bunch of Hogan’s loitering outside my apartment complex, much less congregating outside of my hospitalized kid. Yuck. We were just talking about Linda battling narcissism yesterday, maybe a good first step would be staying away from the Hospital.

More disaster, Nick Hogan car wreckage pictures.

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Patricia Heaton has no belly button

Mar 13, 2008 Author: celebrat | Filed under: celebsugar

Some not-so-flattering photos were taken of the former “Everybody Loves Raymond” star in Hawaii this week. What is going on here? is she an alien with no navel like the dude from “Kyle XY”? I’m all for a little nip/tuck when the girls start to get saggy, but when you start to look inhuman, it’s time to take it down a notch.

Lindsay Lohan continues to flush her career down the toilet

Mar 13, 2008 Author: celebrat | Filed under: celebsugar

La Lohan knows her career is coming to an end…and dammit, she’s going out with a bang. And by “bang”, I mean posing like a 20 dollar whore in every magazine she can get her freckled little paws on. This months victim? A magazine titled Paper, which I’ve never actually heard of but obviously doesn’t have a high regard for proper journalism. They couldn’t even photoshop her legs to not look so pasty? Tsk tsk. My favorite part is the little quote underneath: “I am what I am.” What exactly does this mean she is, then??


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