Remember when Nick and Vanessa Minillo first got together, and you couldn’t open a magazine without seeing a picture of him topless and her in a bikini? Well, there may be a reason why those ubiquitous pics have suddenly come to a stop. According to OK Magazine, “He’s fat! It looks like Nick Lachey ate Vanessa.” Hey, it’s never been about looks with Nick. It’s his talent that matters, right? No? Oh, OK.