At least, I think she did, I can’t really remember back that far. But seriously, who rocks the 3-quarter leggings with baggy sweatshorts over them? Those perpetual workout clothes are an indication of how much she really hits the gym, and she could use some steak and some sun. Otherwise, we’ll all be calling her Grandmadonna soon.

This is almost like hiring Paris Hilton to play the bimbo in The Hottie and the Nottie. The dykealicious Joss Stone is set to try her hand at acting in a new British comedy that starts filming next month-and she will be playing a lesbian. “The script is so funny. I’ve been giggling to myself every day just thinking about the characters and what they get up to… I can confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won’t be with a male!” How sweet.

Why is it that in Hollywood at any given time someone has to be having a breakdown? Now that Britney’s getting better, we need another celeb to meet the quota? Anyway, the new issue of Star magazine is claiming that Kat(i)e is at her whits end, exhausted and suffers from stress and dizzy spells. One of her biggest problems? Tom has left her with the daunting task of decorating their $35 million mansion. Let’s all cry for Mrs. Tom Cruise.

the stars of Entourage aren’t exactly the hot commodities they used to be, and they all seem to be branching off into other gigs and promotions. While Adrian Grenier’s idea of “work” seems to be walking around topless with his gut hanging out, the Pivs here is the new model for the brand Johnston and Murphy. I’m not going to lie, I’ve never even heard of Johnston and Murphy, but this ad doesn’t really make me want to learn more. It’s not bad, but it’s not…great, is it?

Because we all don’t hate Paris enough, she decided to flash her single-paged bold print itinerary while in her car last week. The month of March is a toughie for Miss Hilton! From LA to London, from London to Africa, from Africa to Germany…and she has to judge the Miss Turkey pageant! And don’t forget all those Good Charlotte concerts she must attend in support of her new beau. Ah, the life of an heiress.

Remember when Nick and Vanessa Minillo first got together, and you couldn’t open a magazine without seeing a picture of him topless and her in a bikini? Well, there may be a reason why those ubiquitous pics have suddenly come to a stop. According to OK Magazine, “He’s fat! It looks like Nick Lachey ate Vanessa.” Hey, it’s never been about looks with Nick. It’s his talent that matters, right? No? Oh, OK.

As much as we hate to believe the National Enquirer, they sometimes turn out to be right. Let’s hope that’s not the case here, as they are reporting that the former shoplifter and Johnny Depp’s ex has done it again…this time at a Hollywood CVS. The goods? Make-up! Wino, if you’re going to shoplift…make it something expensive! At least then we might have some pity for you.

Taking a break from son Max, Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman went shopping over the weekend, and Christina looked very cute, I might add. It looks like she’s still got a pretty curvy figure from having a baby, but it’s so refreshing to see a celebrity mom not turn into a stick again 5 minutes after giving birth!