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Daniel Craig and his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell spent New Years in St Barts, and holy crap that chick is ridiculously good looking. Kudos to Daniel, because she is way way out of his league. His features are downright simian, in fact from the neck up it's as if someone shaved a monkey, specifically a chimp, whereas she looks like an angel. An angel with long pretty hair and a hot ass. Who is 98 percent naked. I don’t know if they have angels like that, but I think they should. I don’t see how it could hurt.
(picture source = fame pictures)
No tag for this post.In what is guaranteed to be a big deal back in her homeland of China, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and "Rush Hour 2" star Zhang Ziyi was caught topless on a beach while her boyfriend licked her ass. This is pretty surprising, because even though all Asian girls are sexual freaks, the commies don’t condone this kind of thing in public. I should say, “most Asian girls are sexual freaks”. A recent poll found that 100 percent of the Asian girls I currently live with refuse to lay out topless, even though their tits are awesome, and also I'm not allowed to rub thier ass on the beach, even though that sounds like fun. A follow up survey showed they’re vehemently against hardcore pornography and only chose "2" when asked about about the probability of a three-way with another girl. WTF? I think I picked a dud.
No tag for this post.The autopsy of Jett Travolta was complete within the past hour, and although the complete findings may never be officially released, reports indicate the cause of death was a blow to the head. It is said he hit his head on a bathtub or toilet, but it is unclear whether he was having a seizure and then hit his head, or hit his head during a seizure. To be fair to Jett, bathrooms are basically killing chambers, nothing but slick wet tile and sharp ceramic and metal corners, so I can definitely understand someone in his condition getting killed in there. More from TMZ:
We've spoken with John Travolta's lawyer and close friend, Michael McDermott, and family attorney Michael Ossi, both of whom are with John in the Bahamas … they say the intimation that Jett went undiscovered for hours is absolutely false. Police have said the last time anyone saw Jett was when he went to the bathroom on January 1. His body was discovered by nanny Jeff Kathrein the next day at 10 AM. In fact, McDermott and Ossi say it appears Jett went back and forth to his room and the fatal injury occurred "very shortly" before Jett was found on the bathroom floor — McDermott called it a "small window of time."
McDermott and Ossi tell us two nannies were present on the trip and Jeff was by his side 24/7. There was a baby monitor device by Jett's side and there was also a chimer in the bathroom when the door opened.
This whole thing is pretty awful. One can't help but wonder if the Travoltas laugh-out-loud-stupid religion prevented them from addressing Jetts very obvious illnesses, because Scientology believes that UFOs who wear belts exist but Autism does not. I'm also curious about this because this shit is depressing, and I start to wander off mentally as I'm reading these articles. About halfway through this one i checked out and started to hum "Winter Wonderland" and then thought that sledding seems like fun. But if you want to read all this, knock yourself out.
No tag for this post.Lindsay Lohan and her bf Sam Ronson have been fighting nonstop for months now, but Saturday the New York Post said it has reached new levels as of late, with them having shouting matches in front of bums in dirty alleys and even Lindsay punching Sam right in her dick fist fighting in hotel hallways.
…on New Year's Eve, the couple went nuclear and started screaming at each other while hosting a party at Mansion. The fight spilled out into an alley behind the club, where Lohan screeched at Ronson, "When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!" Our spy said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out." After Lohan and Ronson went back to the hotel, several sources heard crashing sounds and screaming coming from their room until the fight spilled out into the hallways at about 11 a.m. "They were punching each other - it was bad," a spy said. "And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary." At one point, Lohan dropped to her knees and cried, "Why are you doing this to me?" And Sam just said, "I don't know you." Eventually hotel security was called and photos were taken of the girls' "trashed" room. "Mirrors were broken and it was a complete mess," another spy said.
In Sam's defense, it is pretty annoying when you’re at the hotel and the girl on her knees in front of you starts crying. Like it's my fault she dropped out of high school. Look, do you want the 20 dollars or not?
No tag for this post.Let's see, smoking, drinking and fingering her crotch while she walks around tits out during a day at the beach with her kids? That settles it, Kate Moss is like a real life Mary Popins.
No tag for this post."90210" and "Nip/Tuck" star AnnaLynne McCord hit up South Beach this weekend, and oddly enough I didn’t see any dudes with erections when I first opened these pictures. Needless to say I promptly took care of that. Although she does need to get implants, because I personally like really big tits, and everyone should do what I say. Also tone down her hair. I assume it's naturally like that but it looks like that blown-out 80's hair. All that's missing is a Members Only jacket with the sleeves cut off and she could be in a Whitesnake video with that hair. On the plus side, I dig that a hot girl in a bikini is throwing around a football painted with American pride. I salute you, AnnaLynne. At least parts of me do.
(picture source = bauer griffin and pacific coast)
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Light, bright colors and “a more thoughtful, minimalistic approach to building and decorating” are among the home decorating trends for 2009, reports the Rocky Mountain News. What do bloggers think? “The only thing I found upsetting to me is when I read ‘granite is out,’ writes Home Decor Exchange Blog. “I love my granite countertops and can’t imagine having anything else. Oh well, I guess I will have to have an outdated kitchen!” DigsDigs cites trends from an article in British magazine HouseToHome, including geometric designs, natural products, and vintage glamour, and finds examples of each. Etsy’s The Storque rounds up handmade clocks so that you can “greet 2009 with a fresh outlook.”
And The Decorating Diva says you should expect to see “gorgeous pillows dressed in high fashion details” and “sumputous, silken luxury bedding [making] a strong debut in the eco-bedding category.” But Designs by Gollum says she always dreads “what’s hot/what’s not” lists: “they make me feel like the girl in the back of the classroom who eats her hair.” So she comes up with her own mock list: “Trendy colors for 2009 are the colors that are in your house, and these colors will remain trendy and stylish until you decide to start a new trend.”
Apple CEO Steve Jobs today decided to “share something very personal with the Apple community”–in an open letter posted everywhere, like here at Silicon Alley Insider. Responding to persistent “rumour, speculation and unhealthy ghoulishness” about his health (says Stuff & Things) and to “stories of me on my deathbed,” Jobs writes that his visible weight loss has been due to a “a hormone imbalance that has been “robbing” me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy.” No need to panic: “The remedy…is relatively simple and straightforward,” Jobs writes, (via Cult of Mac). He’ll take time at home and stay CEO. “Steve’s no dummy,” says The Unofficial Apple Weblog. “I applaud him taking this time to be with his family…let’s hope this puts a little water on the doomsayers out there.” The disclosure should help reassure many that his tenure at Apple is not coming to an end, says Mac Observer. Concurs Furrier.org:”Steve will be around for a while.“ Everyone wishes Jobs a speedy recovery, but not everyone is ready to relax…
Apple had told everyone that Jobs was staying away from this month’s Macworld Expo not due to his health but because Apple had fallen out of love with the show. Apple 2.0, in disbelief, thought Jobs might show up anyway as a surprise. “It looks like Apple PR lied…Again,” gripes Gizmodo. “Apple shareholders have every right to be outraged about the way the company has handled this,” writes the former/disgraced tech analyst Henry Blodget at Clusterstock. Put another way, from the first commenter responding to the news at Infinite Loop: SELLLLL!!! It’s not just about feeling-lied-to; many recall the words of a non-endocrine-related (fake) doctor, The Marketing Doctor, who notes that Jobs is a brand unto himself and irreplaceable for Apple. Busy blogger Om Malik of GigaOM, who suffered a heart attack about a year ago, sees both sides: “In the most technical sense, Jobs, by not coming clean, was lying to the community. But on a more emotional level, I totally understand why he didn’t tell us sooner. Investors seem to be forgiving; in midday trading AAPL shares were up almost 5 percent after the disclosure.