Back home after a short trip to New York City for MTV TRL’s “Total Finale Live” last night, Joel Madden and Nicole Richie were spotted enjoying a little quality time together on Monday (November 17).

The cute couple walked hand-in-hand as they bought up some baby clothes for daughter Harlow at the Little Seed in Los Angeles.

Always the elegant couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were spotted leaving their London Hotel on their way to a private screening of “Changeling” in London on Monday (November 17).

The Clint Eastwood directed film, which opened in the States a few weeks back, sees its official release in the UK on November 26th.

newVideoPlayer("/ellen_force_field.flv", 506, 423,""); · Uh—we think we just saw Chris Matthews grab too heaping handfuls of Ellen DeGeneres.
· Heather Locklear was charged with a misdemeanor DUI. The complaint alleges she was driving under the influence of drugs; "to wit: prescription medications." The florid language didn't end there, as the filing went on to state "that which we call OxyContin by any other generic name would impair as sweetly; Heather! Doff thy name, and for that name which if no part of thee, takest while riding most heavy of machineries."
· Having trouble figuring out what today's TRL finale means for a nation at historical crossroads? Idolator explains.
· The first reviews of Australia from Down Under suggest it has "has international blockbuster written all over it," and "is certainly not one destined to be a classic."
· Yes, we all know Prince told The New Yorker he doesn't approve of "people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever," over a nice plate of soup. But what kind of soup? Starfish and Coffee soup? Cream of AwwoooooooahHundalasiliah soup? Turns out it was just carrot, but BWE.tv let their imaginations run wild.

Following a weekend of fun in Miami, Paris Hilton was spotted arriving back home at LAX International airport on Sunday afternoon (November 16).

Sporting sailor stripes with a pair of Dior sunglasses, the heiress offered up a big smile to paparazzi as she exited the terminal and headed off to an awaiting car.

Given her worldwide album sales and strings of sold-out concerts, Rihanna has the power to draw a crowd wherever she goes.  And last night she took the stage in Taguig, Philippines to entertain a massive audience.

Over 70,000 fans converged on the Fort Open Field to catch the “Take a Bow” songstress’ performance - and having Chris Brown as an opening act probably didn’t hurt either.

This photo from the Albuquerque set of Men Who Stare At Goats reassured us that George Clooney has proudly inherited the mustache mantel from Robert Downey Jr. We instantly felt the need to draw up another one of those celebrity mustache visual cue-charts—the kind we distribute as retractable blackboard teaching aids to classrooms that incorporate Defamer into their curricula. Help us decide which of these five candidates most closely hews to the goat-staring original in a brand new mustache poll after the jump!

Who does George "Men Who Stare At Goats" Clooney most resemble?
( surveys)

• First Look: Clooney In Goats [thebadandugly.com]

An ad currently running on Variety is promoting something called Carmen Meets Borat, a documentary about a Romanian girl whose life is thrown into upheaval when Sacha Baron Cohen and co. substitute her village for the title character's Kazakh hometown in Borat. We use the term "promoting" loosely, however, unless you consider "inviting a lawsuit by alerting Cohen to your existence" is promoting:

Sasha B. Cohen
London

Amsterdam 17th of November 2008

Please mister Borat,
Will you come to the world premiere of Carmen meets Borat, so that we can discuss our film? [...] A nice town and accommodation will be provided.

Awww! The ad leads to the sales agent's Dutch-language Web site, but as the ad notes (and as the festival's site confirms), Carmen Meets Borat premieres next Sunday at the International Documentary Film Festival Amsterdam — plenty of time for 20th Century Fox to draft a cease-and-desist note defending its Borat brand from the doc's portrait of "chaos," "Jealousy" and "suspicion," and hopefully enough time for Cohen to plot a way to introduce the scenario into Bruno. Does IDFA have a Fashion Week or Yes-on-8 component?

• 'Carmen Meets Borat' [IDFA]

Working for the camera, Olga Kurylenko was spotted on location at Icebergs Restaurant in Sydney, Australia’s Bondi Beach earlier today on a modeling shoot.

The “Quantum of Solace” hottie looked super sexy in a black pants suit teamed with a black and white blouse, and cream and white heels.